Best Foley Headlines

(I thought these ones up today. Please don’t think I found them in an actual publication.)

(If you don’t know who Mark Foley is, it’s ok, but you should probably read more.)

Foley Probe “Consensual” FBI Say

Probing on Foley Found Unconstitutional

Raging Homosexuality Debate on Capitol Hill, Rights “Privately Violated” Says Foley

Foley Resigns in Wake of Molestation Case, Senate Judiciary Commitee Presses Probe

Foley Molested “In Teenager” Years, Spokesman Says

Foley Exposed, FBI Reveals All